Jul 16, 2010

BP Problem - the extra verse on Letterman


Sometimes, when the oil drill breaks,
and the oil spills out into the ocean,
and it poisons the fish and it destroys the whole coastline,
and they bring in the riggers,
and they bring in the experts,
and they can't cap it and they can't stop it,
and oil keeps spilling
and every duck and every dolphin is
completely.
coated.
with oil.
and everyone knows:
it's a problem
So when experts say: let's get to the root of the problem,
let's take control of the problem,
'cause if you take control of the problem,
you can solve the problem.
Now often this doesn't work at all
because the situation is
completely.
out.
of control.