I'm not sure if there exists a phrase like that in English but I can't help saying it: if the following didn't exist, it should have been invented.
What the hell, you're asking, Dearreader?
Laurie Anderson as the voice of a planetarium. For real. Holy cr*p, this is so her.
This video is a trailer for Time/Space, Adler Planetarium's animated show on the past and the future of the Cosmos, produced in 2005, narrated by Laurie Anderson:
(extra: a press release of the show from a previous version of Laurie's website)